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So, I'm Jackie. This here is my Tumblr. I appreciate a good many things. I can also be known to be scathing and sarcastic. Don't expect too much. I'm from San Diego, California and attend Lehigh University in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania as a Journalism major. I like Firefly, Sherlock, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Portal and Portal 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Harry Potter, and I would say Doctor Who but I'm still on Eccleston, so it doesn't even count. Also: Questionable Content, HIMYM, Arrested Development, Merlin, and various nerdy things. •DFTBA• |
There seems to be this misconception that, in order to be considered a Real Victim, you need first to be A Good Girl. What’s more, you need to act like a total fucking martyr following The Incident(s).
Here is a sample guide to martyrdom, constructed on the spur of the moment. Some of the things here I’ve heard outright, others were implied, and others I’ve inferred.
(Warning for like, a ton of sarcasm. And slurs. And attitudes that are expressed facetiously, but may still have the power to make you feel like shit.)
(Also, please note that the sexual violence situations referenced here are assumed to concern two people, an assailant and a victim; other situations exist, but I am not sure how to write about them.)
How To Become A Completely Blameless Sexual Assault Victim Who No One Will Call A Slut Or Accuse Of Lying*: A 13-Step Guide
Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons
Well that took me 0.01...
SourceFed takes on the Tumblr acquisition…and says lots of nice things about John and me.
In the past 24 hours I’ve developed nearly-simultaneous crushes on Chris Pine and Jason Bateman and now I feel weird
Butler has uploaded a video of my commencement address to the class of 2013, which one can’t help but notice…is longer...
that one friend that you love but texting them is like hitting yourself in the face with a brick over and over
I feel like people don’t realize how introverted I really am, and interpret it as being antisocial and secluded and awkward.
and then walking back into the library to study for your next one.
Womp.
I’m going to eat an entire pan of pizza from dominos okay bye