Est-ce que tu sais? Je t'aime, crétin.

anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:50:35 -0400

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:47:57 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:46:50 -0400

max-galactica: addictedtopunsandpizza: foodtrucker: i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:23:42 -0400

max-galactica:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

foodtrucker:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention

Break an expensive vase

kiss kiss fall in love

winrylicious: The jokes I did not understand as a child

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:28:05 -0400

winrylicious:

The jokes I did not understand as a child

itsbetterthananal: my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:02:41 -0400

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

dashingly-dashnastical: bbglasses: freshphotons: 1ml...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:01:17 -0400

dashingly-dashnastical:

bbglasses:

freshphotons:

1ml beaker.

tiny science

#for all your tiny science needs

10knotes: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: In which: Joss Whedon...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:00:42 -0400

10knotes:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

In which: Joss Whedon fools you into thinking everything is cute and silly and funny

And then rips your heart out and laughs as you sob in a corner at the heartbreaking feels that the finale of this musical gives you ;_;

men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:00:29 -0400

men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:00:05 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:46:50 -0400

Abandoned Tumblr

ahorsecalledhonour: Wonderful

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:42:39 -0400

ahorsecalledhonour:

Wonderful

"Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:32:15 -0400

“

Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

”

- Worry About Your Own Uterus (via fraternalclassics)

sunkern: sarahita: sunkern: boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn This makes no sense. Amsterdam...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:59:08 -0400

sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.
I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

senpai-has-noticed-you: sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:49:29 -0400

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

peixesass: pikanoob: seeaann: when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you when...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:49:15 -0400

peixesass:

pikanoob:

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you

when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves

when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective

thedoctorwillsaveme: taniavitela: She’s the best. bahahahaha...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:47:51 -0400

thedoctorwillsaveme:

taniavitela:

She’s the best.

bahahahaha I adore her.

laughingnancy: IS IT A FRIEND CRUSH OR IS IT A REAL CRUSH

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:47:28 -0400

laughingnancy:

IS IT A FRIEND CRUSH

OR IS IT A REAL CRUSH

foreveralone-lyguy: My dad told me to wish him happy father’s day so I told him “I’m the reason...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:25:32 -0400

foreveralone-lyguy:

My dad told me to wish him happy father’s day so I told him “I’m the reason you’re a father so you’re welcome”

tastefullyoffensive: The cat who sits like a dude. [d3ftone]

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:24:49 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

The cat who sits like a dude. [d3ftone]