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So, I'm Jackie. This here is my Tumblr. I appreciate a good many things. I can also be known to be scathing and sarcastic. Don't expect too much. I'm from San Diego, California and attend Lehigh University in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania as a Journalism major. I like Firefly, Sherlock, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Portal and Portal 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Harry Potter, and I would say Doctor Who but I'm still on Eccleston, so it doesn't even count. Also: Questionable Content, HIMYM, Arrested Development, Merlin, and various nerdy things. •DFTBA• |
Okay so for Spanish we have to do a project about our favorite trip and I couldn’t think of one so I’m just doing The Hangover and photoshopping myself into different screen shots.
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Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
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did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?
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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
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| year is 2392 | |
| child: | mommy i can't sleep |
| mother: | don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations |
| mother: | WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK |
This is perfect.
these are so good. oh my god it hurts
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Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.
Wow! I kinda love this idea.
literally the future
yoooooooooooo
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baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
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in-demigodishness-and-all-that:
I swear, I am going to reblog this the entire time I see it.
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Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons
Well that took me 0.01...
SourceFed takes on the Tumblr acquisition…and says lots of nice things about John and me.
In the past 24 hours I’ve developed nearly-simultaneous crushes on Chris Pine and Jason Bateman and now I feel weird
Butler has uploaded a video of my commencement address to the class of 2013, which one can’t help but notice…is longer...
that one friend that you love but texting them is like hitting yourself in the face with a brick over and over
I feel like people don’t realize how introverted I really am, and interpret it as being antisocial and secluded and awkward.
and then walking back into the library to study for your next one.
Womp.
I’m going to eat an entire pan of pizza from dominos okay bye